Madam Malicia (madam_malicia) wrote,
Madam Malicia

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Goddamn it, I fucking hate Tivo. Now Desiree thinks she can watch Dora the Explorer every fucking second of the day.


And do any of you have any unconventional pointers for potty training? I have tried all the usual methods but nothing seems to be working with her. I’ll sit her on her potty chair and then she’ll stand up and piss all over the floor. I think she does this just to annoy me.


I am almost ready to post the first chapter of my L/Hr time traveling fic. I was going to post it a few weeks ago but decided to rework a lot of it. If anyone is willing to beta/brit-pick that would be awesome. I know some of you have betaed for me in the past and offered services for the one shots I had grand plans on writing but I didn’t want to assume you’d be interested in doing a L/Hr novel length fic.

Oh and it’s not a Hermione goes back in time due to a time turner accident kind of fic, if you hate that kind of thing. It’s actually Lucius who comes forward to the future while the war with Voldemort rages on. Hermione is given the task of baby-sitting him until they figure out how to send him back.

ETA:All taken care of! Thanks!

I am also looking for recs…

I have recently become interested in Ron/Snape (I know…WTF!) and before I torture myself by going to the Pit of Voles, I thought I see if any of you knew of any good fics with this pairing. I have already read everything in the Ron/Snape section at the Weasley/Snape archive hosted at Titti’s Realm.

And I am looking for non-smutty but incredibly sexy fics. Basically, if there was a fic that got you hot and bothered but not a single breast was bared and no cocks were whipped out, I want to know about it. Pairings don’t matter but I prefer most slash ships and Hermione/Older man.
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Hmmm- my mother used to force my youngest sister to sit until she peed. And sometimes she'd literally be there for like 6 hours crying. And sometimes she'd be bribed with rewards of gummy bears.

Also- there was the "peepee squirt bottle". Just a regular sort of bottle with a squirt lid, filled with water that my mother would squirt over my sister down there and that almost always worked.

No one can resist the peepee squirt bottle. No one.

There might be some Ron/Snape at merrysmutmas, but I forget. I know there were some really good Ron/Draco fics there.
I shall have to try the peepee squirt bottle. Thanks for the suggestion!

I saw one Ron/Snape on Smutmas and actually, thats what piqued my interest in the ship.
Have you ever read this one post-Hogwarts Snape/Ron where Ron has lost his memory, or something. I know I read that a while ago and really liked it. I think there was a motorcycle in it, or something. Sorry I don't remember the name or author, but I bet a google of Snape/Ron and recs would bring it up. :)


12 years ago

I would be happy to beta your L/Hr, but I don't think I would be any help whatsoever in the Brit-pick area, as I am among the most American of Americans, an Iowan. I know the basics: sneakers are trainers, sidewalks are... um... not sidewalks, sweaters are jumpers, but that's about all.
Hehe. I have always thought of Texans as being the most American of Americans. Iowans come pretty damn close though. I was just up there last month and we nearly ran over an Amish man riding his buggy at midnight.

Thanks for the offer! The chapter should be ready later today or tommorow. Can you open Word documents? Or should I use a different file format?
Oh and I need to know what email address you'd like me to send it to.
Oh yeah, that might help *laugh* razberi1 @ (minus the spaces, of course)


12 years ago

=P Be patient with her. Potty training is annoying and messy, but it's a process. There's not a time table for it either; she may learn slow or fast, or not be ready for it yet. It sounds like you're asking her every couple of hours if she needs to go, and taking her to the potty. =P It's just a matter of time if she gets it in there. You could also try rewards, like a star chart, and give her stars that add up to a reward (like a happy meal) when she gets it right.
I'm trying not to rush her along. She's only two and a half so it's not like she is way way behind or anything. Although she's supposed to start school in August so she needs to be potty broken by then.
As a childless single gal with a cat I can offer no help whatsoever with the potty training thing. But I can wish you luck.

I'd be happy to Beta for you and/or do a bit of Brit-picking. I'm from NY but have a ton (or tonne) of British and Irish friends and have been to the UK many times so I at least can maybe help with some of the slang and the tone if you will.

Hope you don't mind be just answering your LJ but I've become a fan. :)
Nope, I don't mind at all! I already had somene offer to beta but I do like the idea of having two of them. I will be finished with the chapter today or tommorow. Is a Word document okay?
Yeah word is fine.
Cool. And I forgot to ask what email address you'd prefer I send the file to.

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I trust PJ too so they are probably very good. Thanks for the links!