Jesus Christ.

I just read one of those not so great “Harry’s (made up) sibling is believed to be the real boy/girl who lived” kind of fics and the author mentioned there would be no slash. Well, in the review board I saw this gem of a comment posted:

well, if you can't make it slash, don't make it any pairing! plus it's fairly easy to write slash, just make the submissive in the relationship act like a girl (kinda) with his boyfriend! or write scene between a guy and a girl, and change the pronouns, from she to he? anyway... sorry to bitch...

I want to believe she is joking but after a look at her profile…

*facepalm*

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I found an old disk today with a beginnings of this Lucius/Hermione time traveling fic I started about a year ago. I might post it here tomorrow to see if anyone thinks it worth continuing. Though, TMTM is definitely my top priority.

Also on this disk was everything I had written for Fallen Stars. God, what the fuck was I thinking when I wrote that fic? I hope everyone has scratched it from their memory. I think everyone will thank me for leaving that as an abandoned WIP.