Madam Malicia ([info]madam_malicia) wrote,
@ 2005-10-27 01:44:00
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Can't stop looking at the penises. (Obviously NSFW)

Be sure to check out the motion section. It's pure gold!

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[info]starrysummer has an interesting post on fandom wishes.

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As I was reading the comments to the post, I realized that I am weirdly elitist in a way.

 

A number of people said that that wanted more recognition from the well known members of the fandom. I am not going to lie. I do get a little squeeful when writers and artists I admire friend me.  

 

But you know what really strokes my stoat? It’s when people I have never heard of before and who have teeny tiny friends lists add me out of the blue. I can’t help but think to myself” “Wow! Out of everyone in this big ass fandom, you choose me!”

 

It makes me feel special.

 

 

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I signed up for [info]fanfic100. I asked for “Slytherins and Gryffindors”. Originally, I wanted L/Hr but then I realized that I probably couldn’t write 100 L/Hr fics and that by going broader I could not only write L/Hr but most of my other favorite pairings like SS/SB, H/D, HP/SS and so on.

 

I figure this will be a good opportunity for me to write shorter fics, which I have some difficulty with. Most of the plot bunnies I conceive tend to require epic length fics.

 

If anyone is willing to beta/Brit pick as I go along I would be most appreciative. I am aiming for most of the fics to be under 2000 words but some will undoubtedly be longer. If you only want to beta certain pairings that’s cool. I anticipate writing: HP/DM, HP/SS, HP/LM, HG/LM, HG/SS, RW/PP, RW/MB, RW/DM, SB/SS, SB/LM, SB/DM, SB/RB, RL/LM, RL/DM, NL/LM, NL/DM, NL/MB

 

Not all of the fics will be shippy in nature. And some may contain incest (note the SB/RB) or m-preg.

 

 

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Anyway, a few of you are waiting for your ghetto oil paintings. I haven’t forgotten. They are all completed and laying on a shelf in my living room. I haven’t been able to scan them because my scanner doesn’t seem to be compatible with my newish computer.

 

I did a test mailing to see how they would fair in the post and it was pretty bad. The test painting got smeared beyond recognition so I am thinking that either these fuckers will never truly dry or I didn’t wait long enough. Or I didn’t package it right. I am going to try again in a few weeks and if it’s the same then I am just going to redo them with traditional paint.

 

I hope you all wanted one for the joy of simply having a physical copy of a fan art but if it was novelty of the ghetto oil painting you were after, I can still send it but I can make no promises on it’s condition when you receive it. 




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[info]iamisaac
2005-10-27 07:33 am UTC (link)
Hello from a new person who's friended you.

I'd be glad to beta the odd thing for you. I'm British and an English post-grad, so my English is generally reasonable. :)

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[info]madam_malicia
2005-10-28 07:06 am UTC (link)
Thanks! As it turns out, my claim of "Gryffindors and Slytherins" was too broad for the Mod so I wasn't able to do it. But I still plan on trying to challenge myself to write several small fics so if you are still willing to beta some things that would be cool. Do you have any pairings and themes that you'd rather not beta? Or any that you'd prefer?

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[info]iamisaac
2005-10-28 11:05 am UTC (link)
I'm pretty much happy to beta anything. All the better if it broadens my horizons :-)

I'm hoping to persuade [info]lycoris to run a new version of the Twelve Days Challengethat she ran last year. I think I was the only person who completed it last year, but if you're looking for a challenge then you might want to see if she's going to run it again?

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[info]madam_malicia
2005-10-28 07:15 pm UTC (link)
I'm hoping she does it again too. It was fun reading some of the fics.

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[info]iamisaac
2005-10-29 10:57 am UTC (link)
She's promised me she will, so I'm looking forward to that. It was challenging, but saved me the trouble of worrying whether what I was writing was good enough because it was more about the quantity than the quality. I was too busy trying to write ENOUGH to think about whether it was rubbish or not (which it often was, but occasionally wasn't).

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[info]shiv5468
2005-10-27 07:55 am UTC (link)
That confirms my desire to become a lesbian. It's not the dicks, it's the hair. Ew. They're all so hairy.

Oh dear, and you tempted me to doing it as well.

I'll britpick if you want, though I'm not sure I could do all 100 if you were working quickly.

I'll just be pleased to get any sort of painting at all, don't fret.

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[info]madam_malicia
2005-10-28 07:13 am UTC (link)
Hehe. I despise body hair myself. But I am such a cock lover that I was able to find something to love about all of them, except the inverted ones. Those were just nasty.

And I saw that you signed up for L/Hr! How exciting. More fic for me to read. As I mentioned above, I had to drop out because the mod thought my claim was too broad. But I still plan on writing a bunch of small fics if you are still willing to Brit pick. There's no worry about me writing them quickly. Although I can whip out 5000 words a week if I am writing a multi-chaptered story, writing a 1000 word one shot takes me forever. I just need to know if you prefer certain pairings and want to avoid others.

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[info]shiv5468
2005-10-28 07:36 am UTC (link)
As if I don't have enough to do, and now I feel guilty because you could have had L/Hr after all.

Pairings don't bother me. Non-con turning into twu wuv does, and chan. Otherwise I'm rather relaxed.

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[info]madam_malicia
2005-10-28 07:22 pm UTC (link)
don't feel quilty!

The mod asked me if I wanted L/Hr back but I declined because I saw that you had requested it. My reasons were purely selfish in that I wanted more L/Hr to read that I had not written.

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[info]shiv5468
2005-10-28 07:46 pm UTC (link)
Yes, and if I'd been a little less keen, then you would have been writing for me. Bugger.

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[info]madam_malicia
2005-10-28 08:05 pm UTC (link)
Well, I definitely plan on joining some other challenge that will make me have to write lots of L/Hr. A few knock off challenges have been created. The bad thing is that they had deadlines and I never meet them. Perhaps I will make up some challenge system for myself.

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[info]shiv5468
2005-10-28 08:22 pm UTC (link)
You've got the Muck and the Mire to finish first.

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[info]madam_malicia
2005-10-28 08:27 pm UTC (link)
Yes, and my silly H/D AU. So I am definitely not taking up another long WIP but sometimes I get writer's block with those but still have the urge to write. I figure I can fill that time with some small one shots.

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[info]shiv5468
2005-10-28 08:32 pm UTC (link)
I have five long WIPs on the go at once and swap between them when I get writers block. If it gets really bad I start another one.

I am a bad girl.

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[info]madam_malicia
2005-10-28 08:38 pm UTC (link)
hehe. I have so many WIPs I want to start. It's so hard to resist. For now they will just have to live in my head. Or maybe I'll issue them as challenges some day.

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[info]reposoir
2005-10-27 01:39 pm UTC (link)
I think I just spent a good half-hour staring at the pics on that site. *blinks*

Also, all of you doing those fanfic100 things are mad! Mad, I say! I'd offer to beta, but I've been so swamped it's not funny. If you wanted to send maybe a couple my way, that'd be fine, but I can't guarantee a very prompt turn around date...:(

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[info]madam_malicia
2005-10-28 07:14 am UTC (link)
Mesmerising, isn't it?

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[info]reposoir
2005-10-28 11:59 am UTC (link)
The ickle tiny ones are the most...strange to stare at it. They're so ickle! ;)

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[info]madam_malicia
2005-10-28 07:24 pm UTC (link)
LOL...I know. I have been very spoiled in that regard. This site has taught me that my life experiences are not the norm.

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[info]anevilweasel
2005-10-27 03:24 pm UTC (link)
ya know, I love cock. Especially hard cock but a few of those pictures made me puke a little in my mouth.

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[info]madam_malicia
2005-10-28 07:16 am UTC (link)
I had that reaction to the inverted penises. I feel for them though...

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